In a prehistoric plot twist, archaeologists in what is now Europe have uncovered cave paintings that could turn science textbooks upside down. These newly revealed masterpieces vividly depict dinosaurs riding bicycles, stunning historians, paleontologists, and at least one bewildered bicycle shop owner.
The cave walls are alive with dino cyclists. Velociraptors glide in perfect sync on tandem bikes, triceratops show off helmets shaped like leaves, and the centerpiece is a determined T. rex attempting a very shaky wheelie with tiny arms and monumental effort.
The artistry is so precise that one can almost hear the clatter of fossilized bike chains and the polite ding of dino bells. The painters even included organized traffic formations, suggesting that dinosaurs may have invented rush hour long before the first commuters grumbled about it.
The discovery has left experts spinning their wheels as they try to reconcile this two-wheeled revelation with everything previously believed about the Jurassic era. “We are still searching for fossilized training wheels,” admitted one archaeologist, scribbling furiously into a notebook.
Helmet laws, it seems, go back further than anyone imagined. Not a single dinosaur appears without protective headgear, and every triceratops dutifully sports a chin strap. Enforcement appears to have been strict, even by modern standards.
Talk of prehistoric cycling events is already echoing through the scientific community. Some propose the birth of a new field: paleo-cycling studies. Others whisper that the International Velociraptor Cycling League may be due for a revival after several million years of hiatus.
So the next time you climb on your bike, give a nod to your ancient, scaly predecessors. History may need a new chapter, one with more pedals, longer tails, and leaves that double as helmets.
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