Prepare to have your lunar expectations launched sky-high: it turns out that walking to the moon is a total breeze. According to absolutely no credible scientists, if you could just stroll straight upward, you’d arrive on the moon in a mere 10 days. That’s less time than it takes to binge-watch every season of your favorite show.
Forget rockets, shuttles, or fancy astronaut suits; just grab your sturdiest sneakers and head for the stars, one step at a time. You’ll want to remember snacks for the journey. There are zero convenience stores between here and the Sea of Tranquility, so sandwiches are essential.
As you ascend, you’d enjoy some of the best views ever seen by foot; clouds beneath you, birds wildly confused, and airplanes trying to keep up with your new vertical stride. Don’t be surprised if airline pilots wave in awe as you pass by.
Before you know it, you’ll be taking giant leaps for snack-kind, scoping out the perfect spot to lay down your picnic blanket right next to a crater. Moon cheese, anyone? Don’t forget to snap a selfie with planet Earth beaming from below.
Skeptics might say this gravity-defying stroll isn’t actually possible, but there’s no harm in planning your walking playlist just in case. Ten days of non-stop moonwalk classics should do the trick.
So, next time someone brags about running a marathon, just smile and imagine yourself power-walking your way to the moon, because you’re only 10 days from the ultimate hiking destination.
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